All the Kids are Depressed – Jeremy Zucker


How long have you been smiling?
It seems like it’s been too long
Some days I don’t feel like trying
So what the fuck are you on?

I think too much, we drink too much
Falling in love like it’s just nothing
I want to know where do we go
When nothing’s wrong

‘Cause all the kids are depressed
Nothing ever makes sense
I’m not feeling alright
Staying up ’til sunrise
And hoping shit is okay
Pretending we know things
I don’t know what happened
My natural reaction is that we’re scared
So I guess we’re scared

No I can’t really keep lying
‘Cause I’ve been scared all along
I’m getting sick of sleeping in
While all my friends are popping pills
And I don’t think that they’re wrong
I think too much, we drink too much
Falling apart like it’s just nothing
And I want to know where do we go
When nothing’s wrong

‘Cause all the kids are depressed
Nothing ever makes sense
I’m not feeling alright
Staying up ’til sunrise
And hoping shit is okay
Pretending we know things
I don’t know what happened
My natural reaction is that we’re scared
So I guess we’re scared

I won’t deny it ’cause you saw what it was
I can’t deny it if you won’t give a fuck
So I’ll sew it up
You know I am so in love

 

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Takesie – Backsies


You are too careless with
your words set in
stone you end up building a wall between us.

I am too careful with my words I
think everything through before I
say nothing at all.

Ring Scrolling/Augmentation (Kanna Ring or whatever)

Leaving this here for my friends’ and I’s reference, least it gets lost in the chat.
This works for MA too, I guess.
Image result for Kanna Ring
Okay first things first you need tons of the following (quantities are how much I prepared for mine. Grossly overestimated, but I doubt this will be the last ring/item you scroll anyway):
-Chaos scrolls of Goodness 30% (x100)
-Innocent scrolls (x100)
-Clean Slate Scrolls (x100)
-Golden Hammer 50% (x100)
A LOT of spell trace (x2 stacks of 9000)
-Mesos for Starring (500mil. I was very unlucky, lol)

Kanna’s Treasure (Ring) only has one upgrade slot by default, therefore you have a potential of 3 slots to scroll.
x 1 Default slot
x 1 Golden Hammer slot
x 1 Cash Hammer Slot (Optional)

You want to get your first default slot to be your 5WA slot. The next slot should be hammered and scrolled for 30% WA/MA and main stat. The last hammer is the cash hammer, which is optional, depending on whether your ring explodes or not when trying for 18*. 

Referenced above, the aim of your first slot is to get +5WA (that’s the max), which comes from your chaos scrolls.

1. Scroll your ring with the Chaos scroll FIRST.
The following situations will occur.

IF CHAOS SCROLL PASSES ON FIRST SLOT, check stat for 5WA.
IF IT IS 5WA (cry tears of joy) , hammer for additional slot.
IF HAMMER FAILS, Clean Slate Scroll (DO NOT, BY THE LOVE OF GOD INNOCENT SCROLL ITto return failed hammer slot.
Hammer and Clean Slate Scroll till you get the hammer slot that passes.
Move on to Step 2.

IF IT FAILS, hammer to get another slot.
IF HAMMER FAILS (cry), innocent scroll immediately.

IF CHAOS SCROLL PASSES ON FIRST SLOT, check stat for 5WA.
IF IT IS NOT 5WA, Innocent scroll immediately.

IF FIRST SLOT FAILS, HAMMER PASSES AND CHAOS SCROLL FAILS AGAIN, innocent scroll immediately. Duh. 

IF FIRST SLOT FAILS, HAMMER PASSES AND CHAOS SCROLL PASSES, check stat for 5WA.
IF IT IS 5WA, Clean Slate Scroll to return the first slot that failed.
IF IT IS NOT 5WA (tilt), innocent scroll immediately.

Repeat above process till you get 5WA and your first slot back. (Or until you decide to give up on life)

If you get through this, the battle is pretty much half-won. I lost my ever-loving shit because I kept getting confused on what to do next.
Scroll with friends, it really helps. Trust me on this.

2. Once hammer passes, scroll your last slot with 30% scroll for WA.
You can do this via spell trace.

IF YOU FAIL, just Clean Slate Scroll (again, watch out for the innocent scrolls in your inventory) the slots back for you to scroll 30% again.
This is why you need a lot of spell trace.

Once you are done with everything above, you should have:
-No more slots to scroll (all slots available should have passed at this point, no wasted slots. It’s just two slots man, c’mon.)
-5WA on your ring
Basically a perfect traced ring.

Next, Star your ring till 17*. PLEASE BE CAREFUL NOT TO LET IT EXPLODE AFTER 15* as there will not be another kanna ring to transfer the potentials over. You only get one Kanna Ring per character.

I will not advise you to go 18* unless you have other rings and can replace this ring if it explodes.
I mean, I guess you could #yolo and purposely click for 18*. If you think about it, the destroy rate is 10-15%. By this time, you would have failed your 30% and 5% scrolls over a hundred times and you’ll know the odds. But seriously though, if you’re planning to go free to play, wait for a better ring to come by before going hamz on your Kanna ring.

Please note that this scrolling method only works for rings that alrdy have WA/MA on them. If you want to add WA/MA on rings without, you’ll need Premium WA scrolls that you have to buy with real money from other people. #pricey

Not that you haven’t spent money trying to get the scrolling items above already, but the point of this guide is to not spend as much.

You will however, have one more hammer that you can only buy with @cash. It’s like what, S$13? I would suggest only investing in this hammer IF you manage to 18* your kanna ring. No point spending $13 on something that you may cause explode, no point spending $13 on something that hasn’t reached end game potential.

If you go manage an 18*, I would go Premium WA scroll immediately for the sweet 4/5WA additional. Those are #pricey, but you’re trying to build something viable for your character, plus Kanna Rings can’t be traded.

Whatever’s left is your normal tier-ing of equipment from Epic to Legendary. If you go legendary, don’t settle for anything lesser than 21% main stat.

And… yah. I guess that’s how you do this scrolling thing.

Sky Show – Trevor Horn

I can fly on an aeroplane
To the ends of the Earth again
So that I could tell the world

A million things about you

And now you’re past the stage
You want to take it all the way
I’m not backing down

Sky show all around the world
I am going to shine for you
I know there’s another way
Waiting for the day you see me shine

Remember me when you see this world
Through the eyes of a lonely girl
There’s a guy out there who knows
Everything about you

Like a madman leaping free
I’m going to sing my history
I’m not backing down

Sky show all around the world
I am going to shine for you
I know there’s another way
Waiting for the day you see me shine

Hit you with my beams of love then
We can save the world
Let me put my arms around you
You can be my girl

Sky show all around the world
I am going to shine for you
I know there’s another way
Waiting for the day you see me shine

WEEB OUT 2K18

HELLO. I AM HERE BECAUSE I NEED TO SHARE MY JOY. 

I have just received the best new of the year.

Two of my top two Otomes are releasing their final chapters to wrap everything up!!! 

After a damning 2 years of waiting, procrastination and need for constant distraction, I will finally be able to properly date all my husbandos in Hakuoki: Edo Blossoms and Code: Realize ~Bouquet of Rainbows~. Like finally. Proper handheld sexytimes for me to giggle at in the comfort of my own home. Finally, and end to the cliff hangers.

HAPPILY EVER AFTERS FOR EVERYBODY.

I’m so fucking pumped you guys have no idea.

Hakuoki: Edo Blossoms


(Not my fav ship, but still one of the cutest scenes in the game.)
Also known as my bae with blades, who did next to nothing with my playable character is Kyoto Winds.

Like you know, after playing through 12 bloody routes the least you could do was give me a CGI of a kiss to hold on to right? You know, throw the thirsty fangirl a bone?

But no, they didn’t. So for the last 4 months I’d been binge reading fanfiction and stalking the tumblr fandom because I was dying for more. THE FANDOM WAS DYING FOR MORE. And we’ve suffered enough. We will finally have our baes with blades actually be nice to us and not be complete tsunderes like in the last game.

The game has finally begun. Like for real this time, let the serial virtual boyfriend dating be-fucking-gin. Nothing can stop us now.

Code: Realize ~Bouquet of Rainbows~

Also known as the game where you’re a really pretty girl and your reverse harem is full of men so charming and swoon-worthy BUT THEY CAN’T BLOODY TOUCH YOU BECAUSE YOUR TOUCH MELTS ANYTHING.

Why tease me like this.

The best part is that unlike Hakuoki, the guys in this game actually want to be with you, and aren’t all about honor and detachment.

BUT. THEY. JUST. CAN’T. 

This game has hurt me in ways I cannot describe. The endings were never satisfying enough. The only person who could kiss the main character wasn’t even a human being but some space time warlord who was immortal but eventually lost his immortality to protect her so now he can’t anymore.

But in Bouquet of Rainbows, they’re probably gonna find a way to let her touch things without gloves because there probably wouldn’t be a storyline without it.

Oh by the way she gets a marriage ending with all of them.

MARRIAGE ENDING.

I. AM. STOKED.

My bad end would probably go like:

And to make things more wholesome and less trashy, it seems like she finally finds her father and gets some sort of happily ever after on her normal ending.

I’m not sure how they’re gonna do that, since we kinda killed both her little brother and father entity in the last game, so… I’m super excited to see how everything pans out.

Both games are coming out in March 2018, which means I have to finish all the 2017 otome games I’ve been putting off before then.

Sigh~ If only Norn9’s SSL gets a translation next year.

Dialolik Lovers too, goddammit.